And the Lesson You Should Take From This…

As many of you can see, I’ve updated my blog page.  It’s new and improved.  Well, the look is new and improved, but the topics are still the same ol’ stuff.  That is, until tonight.  Tonight begins a new phase in my blogging history (such a colorful past as well.  All 2 years of it).  You see, I’ve decided to focus my energy more on one topic, rather than ranting and raving about miscellaneous subjects.  I know there are many of you who will be disappointed that I’ve recommitted myself not to writre about politics or curent events.  I mean, it’s sad not to get the correct perspective, such as my own.  I mean, the media refuses to question Obama, so without my commentary, who will stand up for honesty? 

Nevertheless, I will continue to write my blog, but on the subject of love.  Yes, you read that right.  A single guy, in his thirties, with no real prospect for love, is going to be writing about just that topic.  I know you all clearly understand how obvious this should be.  I’m perfect for the job.  I’ve had numerous relationships that never work, and I have absolutely zero dates.  I’m such a hot comodity.  Basically, I intend to share my thoughts, findings (I sound like a scientist), and stories to help all of you do three things:

1. Appreciate what love you do have and be thankful that you’re not a guy like me.  I mean, seriously, who wants to be thirty and single?  Ask anyone who is and you’ll quickly discover that it sucks!  On this same note, all of you have who have found that special “someone”, this may also help you to understand the 30-and-single-somethings bitterness or pessimism towards romance.  If you walk up to a girl and everytime you get kicked in the balls, you’re either going to stop walking up or start wearing a cup.  Now that is science!
2. To reach out to all the other single people out there, and be a shoulder to lean on, a ear to listen, or just someone to feel your pain. 
3. Just to let you laugh at my mistakes.  I’m a clown…here for your enjoyment.

I’ll be bringing you this blog as a list of lessons.  Today, I want to start off by sharing with you Lesson #1: I’m the Worst Person to Teach Lessons. 

I know, why am I even telling you this right away.  Well, I figure it’s kind of like the disclaimer before the show, Jackass.  You know, don’t try this at home, or else you’re a moron.  So, I’m telling that any lesson I teach you is pretty much useless and should not be applied in the real world.  These lessons could lead to a) heartbreak, b) loss of friends, and/or c) severe physical trauma to one or many of your external limbs and private areas.   Mostly because I am a guy, and guys are idiots (this is a later lesson).  I would like to say I understand females.  I would also like to say I have flat abs and a million dollars.  You’ve been warned. 

In saying all of the above, I also want to point out that everything I write is completely correct and proven scientifically, except for the fact that none of it is proven.  Confused? Yeah, see why I made this Lesson #1.

~ by maxxpower on May 21, 2009.